dutchster:

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

legalize dog marriage

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Das some white people shit. —Usually said when one suggests an activity that can be dangerous to ones health and/or well-being. (via blackproverbs)
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carbae21:

titytwochainz:

woodmeat:

i think about this video every single day

EVERY SINGLE DAY

Lmao

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slutframing:

There is no lie detected

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wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

god damn it

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xons:

do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is

(Source: melxons)

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fadedintooblivion:

daisiesinherantlers:

beben-eleben:

Like Mother, Like Daughter

aw

MY FAVORITE

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psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

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superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

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poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: image

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obeyyoung:

karidevereaux:

An ode to 1970’s skater girls. 

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coluring:

If I was hot I’d probably be super slutty.

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